[Joke] Akpors Has Gone Mad again

Akpors was bitten by a dog. After some weeks, he became violently ill. He went to a doctor and the doctor examined him and said, DOCTOR: “You have been bitten by a rabid dog and you are dying of hydrophobia. The end has come soon for you. There is nothing I can do for you now, infact, anybody you bite now will also die of the terrible disease.” Akpors asked for a pen and paper and spent several hours thinking and writing. The doctor finally broke the silence, DOCTOR: “You are certainly writing a long will.” AKPORS: ”I am not writing my will. I am writing out a list of the people I’m going to bite, starting from you.” The doctor ran away! ONE WORD FOR AKPORS?