Akpors was walking along the road broke. This is what he was thinking:
AKPORS: “I wish i can see some money on the ground right now”
Soon he begins to ask himself, ” now that i don’t have anything, how much is even good for me to pick self?”
AKPORS: “#1000″, one part of his mind said. “Shut up! how much is one thousand? what can it buy? please keep quiet, i didn’t ask for your opinion”.
Then the second thought suggested #10000. He shouted: “yes!! at least i will buy most of the things that are lacking at home and i will prove to my wife that i’m man enough”.
Little did he know that in the course of talking to himself,a naughty boy was behind him, hear what he said.
BOY: “Who get this #10000?
He turned with great energy.
AKPORS: “Na my own.”
The boy burst into laughter: “hayeeeh! Poverty bad; na play i dey play oooh.”
AKPORS: Angered “thunder fire your father!
ONE WORD FOR AKPORS?
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